Live Eviction
Day 72
Omar, Ed and Wendy sit in anticipation, each knowing only one will remain. Screaming fans can heard once again as Ze'ev and millions of girls all
over the world sit in constant worry and vigil as their hunk Omar sits on the block. Kitty sits licking herself clean, not realizing the the cameras have just
turned. HOH Lena sits, smirking, feeling pretty good about how the week has turned out. Season 2 winner, Will, the Prince of the Veto, comes on the plasma
screen.
Hullo, you buggers. I trust you are well given that two of you won't be here after tonight. Wendy faces her first time on the block tonight, while both Ed
and Omar find themselves on the block for the second time. Can Wendy write her out of her nomination and survive? Has Ed made big mistake with his secret
nomination forcing his own eviction? Will Omar's format choice be fatal for his game? We will find tonight. First, Omar, Ed and Wendy, you have one last
chance to address your fellow housemates before the vote is revealed.
Hallo to Will up on the plasma screen! Fellow houseguests...
Obviously, we all know it's been a long journey getting up to this point and no one wants to see theirs end. I've been the subject of a fair amount of scrutiny and, to say the least, scorn from evicted housemates. I'm not surprised to be up here knowing someone else thinks I improve their chances of staying, that's what this format is all about. Both the format this week and the game are about taking your destiny into your own hands and making the decision that's in your own best interest. I likely could have remained safe this week had I simply chosen an auto-eviction, but I thought it better to get the double over with now. If that ends up being my downfall, so be it, but I enjoy taking risks as it makes the game a bit more enjoyable and unpredictable.
I understand that voters (well, some of you) are faced with a tough choice this week. I'm already aware I have one strike against me thanks to a certain
haunting feline who's been living up to her ghostly potential by disappearing into thin air. To the rest of you voting, I've really enjoyed being here
in this house with you, despite all the craziness and feuds, arguments and drama. I really don't seem to mind, since I usually wind up at the center of it
all, but if you can't take the heat, you get out of the kitchen. I still have a cake baking in there, so I don't want to get out of the kitchen until
it's done! I realize that it is entirely up to you whether I'm still here or not next week, so all I can ask is that you give it some strong
consideration and thought. Most of you should know where I stand with you, and if you don't, you're more than welcome to ask me and I'll tell you.
The reality is I get along great with each of you, but I can understand the game taking over and controlling your decisions from here on out. We've come a
long way since the times when we could evict people for being boring/annoying, and it's crunch time. You want people who'll have your back in this
game, and those whose I do will hopefully want me to stay. If not, it's just not the right situation and so be it.
In the end, we should all remember it's a game and that the point of games is to have fun (and win!) so even if I don't accomplish the latter, I can
definitely be satisfied with the former. Good luck to Ed, who put me here, and Wendy, who I brought up with me. We're just one big, happy family up here on
the nomination chairs!
I don't know where this God-save-the-Lena crap came from or why I'm a Martian, but the Ed is always in good spirits even when he speaks in clicks.
ahaha.
So these past couple weeks have been a total downer for Ed, with the two worst people for my own safety winning HOH in back-to-back weeks. (No offense Omar,
complete offense Lena.) As I've mentioned to a couple people, I have the worst luck possible in this game. :P I guess that's a reason to keep me in
here because at any given time a piano could drop on my head. ahaha. Plus I have a gigantic feud going on with the resident holy porn star. With basically
nothing but auto-evicts left as choices, having a feud like that to take the target off you could be important. I know it didn't save Sera but I'll
throw it out there. :D
I'm not going to say bad things about Wendy and Omar but I do want to stay in the game just like they do. I've had a blast playing and every extra week
I can have in the house would be...wait for it....awesome. ;) If the decision is to finally get rid of the most awesome stuntman ever, then I'll start
cooking up some hot dogs and barbecue in the Jury lounge. But the people that voted me out won't get any. ahaha. I've heard communists don't like
barbecue anyway.
Good luck to my fellow nominees and may the holy Martian spirit shine down upon one of us!
I'm not ready to go home. I've fought long and hard throughout this game, despite viewers and players alike thinking otherwise. I want to continue
playing and get to the end, but I realize that that is not what many of you want. It really sucks to be put into this position where you know that whatever you
say has a slim chance of changing anything. You would think talking it out and resolving things with people would change their minds, but it doesn't. It
just causes more problems, and makes them want you out even more.
But the fact remains the same! I really want to stay, and if there's any way you can give me your vote to stay, it would be much appreciated. I don't
have a problem with any of you except for one, so I don't think it's too farfetched of an idea if you guys voted to keep me. When the autoevictions are
played in the next coming weeks, you already know who I'm going after and who I'm friends with, and if that benefits you, then I would advise you to
keep me.
That's all I really have to say about that.
Houseguests will vote back to back. Only one nominee will remain.
Five Housemates vote...
By a vote of 4 - 1 - 0....
WENDY
Wendy, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house, please say your final words and wait by the front door.
Wendy, visibly upset, tries to fight back the tears. Omar and Ed are both quick to embrace her, but she shrugs them away. Wendy tries to compose herself
as she starts to address her housemates.
Well, I fought hard until the very end, but I came up short!
It's been a great ride. My first goal of making jury was accomplished, and after that, I just really wanted to do the best I could. Eighth place really
isn't half bad; it's actually something I'm pretty proud of.
I guess I'll just say my individual goodbyes:
Dominic - I wish you good luck because I don't know how long after this week you're going to survive. I hope you can pull off an HOH win this next
week. Even though you voted to evict me first to keep your Final 2 alliance in tact, I understand that it's just a game. I wish you and Omar could have
seen that I would have been really useful to you guys if you had just listened to me these past few weeks.
Ed - AwesomeEd! Congrats on surviving. :) It's kind of upsetting to be evicted before you because I am a "threat" and you aren't. Just goes
to show that people are scared when other people actually have a brain of their own. Do me a favor, and kick ass and prove to me, the viewers, and the other
players that you deserve to be in this game.
Jay - I already told you everything I think about you through IM that doesn't really need to be made public. Good luck in the game.
Jeremiah - Congratulations! You outplayed me! It's a shame that you hate me and everything now because I felt like you were one of the coolest people in
the beginning of the game. I guess sometimes the game gets inside peoples' heads and the ugly comes out. A whole lot of ugly in your case. Some of the
things you've done to me (like the avatar and the stupid smart-ass conversation starters) were just unnecessary. It just tells me that you're just a
little baby who can't really play the game the way it's played and have to resort to stupid little tactics. Well, I'm going to take a page from
your strategy book for a few seconds and say this: You are such a fucking flaming faggot that is only known for being a bitchy queen. Congrats on being a
memorable person!
Lena - I don't really have a lot to say to you since I don't think you ever really supported me as much as you said you did. But it's ok. Whatever!
You're a non-entity in this game whose days are numbered. Congrats on being the last girl standing.
Martin - You've made some pretty interesting plays throughout the game. I think you have the best shot of winning at the moment, so good luck with that. I
hope you don't win, though, because you're almost as bad as Jeremiah in my book. Someone take this guy out soon or he'll win the game!
Omar - You're such a stupid fuck. Picking me to be a nominee? I was a sure vote for you to stay. And now you're being evicted with me. You tried to
"sacrifice" me, but it just made you look stupid now since you're going. This is exactly what Jeremiah and Martin wanted, and it made this week
so much easier for them. I hope you realize that there were so many opportunities to change things around, but you pussied out. And then you screwed me over
for no reason other than, "Oh I think I can stay against you even though you are not a threat to me and you actually want to help me." Way to go.
PEACE BITCHES AND BITCHETTE!
~Wendy
Kitty purrs and sips/tongues on a glass of milk as Omar and Ed breathe a brief sigh of relief. Lena sits arms-crossed, glaring at Ed.
Housemates, we have one more bloody eviction to get to so settles back in your seats.
Five housemates vote...
By a vote of 4 - 1 - 0...
ED
Ed, you have been spared and made the final 6.
Omar, ol'chap, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Please say your final words and make your way to the front door.
Omar, considered by most to be the heartthrob of the season, looks dissappointed, but congratulates Ed. He hugs each housemates as prepares to address the
remaining houseguests.
Well, unsurprisingly, things haven't worked out for me with this vote. I understood that I was nominated because a stronger player like me gives a weaker
player better odds of survival at this point in the game. I can't get upset about it, because it's smart and it's the right thing to do. Likewise,
to the voters, good move. I felt like if I had made it through this week, I would have come back stronger than ever and ripped it up. That's just how I am.
When you're faced with adversity, you have to fight back otherwise you're just going to allow yourself to get trampled. Don't take any shit in
here.
Speaking of shit, I have yet another middle finger for Fantine. Fuck off, already. At least now that I'm evicted I don't have to worry about behaving myself around you. Seriously, what a cuntress, to appropriate a term of Jeremiah's. Totally classless, completely bitchy, sore loser, this list could go on forever. No matter how you spin it, you DID NOT get what you wanted by returning as a ghost because you could not walk out that door with me like you wanted. You couldn't even get Dom. Some "revenge", huh? Whatever you try to say, I still outlasted and outplayed you and we got the votes to get you out. It pains me to think I could have done this earlier to you (twice! with the autoeviction and the vote against Hero), but it at least happened and nothing pleases me more than reliving the moment I heard the words "Fantine, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house". I'll be spending the next 4 weeks as far away from you as I possibly can, which won't be hard since I'll be traveling across the globe in the final week of the game.
I knew I wasn't going to be able to win this season because of that. I mostly just wanted to stay around so that I could help the people I did want to see win and just to last long enough to have people think I deserved it the most and it was my threat status that got me taken out, like Natara or Blanche LOL This might be a little too early for anyone to really think that...
So, time to go. I could call out a bunch of people on things, but I think those who I'm rooting for know who they are, even if they did send me out the door they likely did it in their own interests so I can't hold that against them. Good luck to you guys (and girl!) and I'll be waiting to see who takes the crown this season. Dom, my 'bro'mance, we really did work well together. I had such an awesome time and you were definitely a big factor in that. Don't feel bad that I'm gone, you just have to keep going and strive for greatness. I believe in you and I know you can make it happen! Sera, I'll see you soon...
Out the door with a final shalom, it's been an excellent time, once again, and I hope you are all ready to go for
the glory!
Omar joins Wendy by the front door. Kitty, extremely happy by the evening's events, stands and joins them at the front door. Her week as a ghost has
ended. She turns, blows a kiss and winks at the remaining 6 housemates.
Wendy reaches for the door to leave, but it won't open...
Housemates, in a predetermined twist, one of the these three will not be leaving tonight!
Omar's eyes widened. Wendy screams yes. Kitty looks stunned...
KITTY
Kitty, you will be staying in the Big Brother house for another week. You are the Week 11 ghost.
Omar and Wendy, you may leave the Big Brother house.
Kitty smirks and resumes her spot on the couch as Omar and Wendy, after recieving one final, cruel blow by Big Brother, leave the Big Brother house as
millions of fans scream and chant their names. Will appears on the plasma screen for a last time.
One of you Six will join the ranks of the Gold Thai winners very soon. Like when I played rugby and also this game, play hard, but play smart. Choose the
correct time to make your final moves before endgame because it is closer than you think. The time for sitting back and enjoying the ride is over.
On behalf of all the past winners, Derek, Marissa, Jillian, Shani, Andreas, Luke, Eclipse, and Colwyn: Good Luck and May the best player win.
Joe will return on Sunday for a Live HOH. More details posted tomorrow. Good Night.
