Jay's not here man

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chilibmom	Jay's not here man	Lead	[-]
(01/31/08 14:58:55) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Tags : None Ugh Jay, I hate your hair it creeps me out majorly. I want to take scissors to it or clippers and just buzz it. Anyway moving past the hair, I love you pothead profile! It's a hoot and a half. I can just see you smoking it up in the house. I can't remember a character like yours, the closest may have been Brigitte's with all her drugs, so kudos on this. Anyway in tribute: Cheech and Chong's Dave not here act. Soft knocks at the door) CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff. (More knocks) CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff. CHONG: Who? CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here. (More knocks) CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me. CHONG: Who? CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up. CHONG: Dave? CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me. CHONG: Dave's not here. CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man. (Sharp knocks at the door) CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man. CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me. CHONG: Who? CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up. CHONG: Dave? CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. CHONG: Dave's not here. CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you... (More knocks) CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me. CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave! CHONG: Who? CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door! CHONG: Dave? CHEECH: Yeah, Dave! CHONG: Dave? CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door? CHONG: Dave's not here JANE LINDSKOLD AND HER FIREKEEPER SERIES (thanks Jeff!)
is it 420 yet		#1	[-]
(02/01/08 02:41:33) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	no love for the dreads? :\ love the cheech and chong bit though, funny movie! you seem really cool, we need to kick it and spark one up someday ;P
Cayster		#2	[-]
(02/01/08 12:40:18) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Irene is this a love thread or not. Because I'm rooting for Jay and I don't want to taint your hate thread or anything. maware maa ware yo uneridasu shinkirou kairaku no soko sururi to ochite are mo sore mo tabun ai kanjirya in janai?
chilibmom		#3	[-]
(02/01/08 15:00:32) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Irene is this a love thread or not. Because I'm rooting for Jay and I don't want to taint your hate thread or anything. Why does it have to be one or the other? Can't it be both? Life is seldom black and white. Ok, ok, here is the scoop on this one. I hate his hair but love the man. The hair gives me the heebee jeebies. (I also hated Jessica's hair from Cook Islands, shivers at the thought again.) I like dreads as long as they are clean dreads. His look dirty just like Jessica's did. Just give me those clippers and I will buzz him. Or lets get him in a bath and really wash his hair with like RID. JANE LINDSKOLD AND HER FIREKEEPER SERIES (thanks Jeff!)
is it 420 yet		#4	[-]
(02/02/08 14:49:30) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	hahah. why wasn't flicka invited back?? thanks for the support cayster! :D
Cayster		#5	[-]
(02/02/08 15:01:37) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	I think the hair ADDS to the awesomeness. Seriously I can't see you with any other type of hair Jay. What do you want him to have Irene, a buzz cut? Puff, puff, pass. maware maa ware yo uneridasu shinkirou kairaku no soko sururi to ochite are mo sore mo tabun ai kanjirya in janai?
is it 420 yet		#6	[-]
(02/02/08 15:11:36) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	wait, a viewer is actually saying nice things about my hair?? shocking lmao. i can't see myself with any other type of hair either, cayster...it's my signature look most definitely. although i have been thinking about getting rid of it or at least switching up the style just becoz i've had it for so long. no buzz cut though, i'm scared i have a weird shaped head. ;P you make me wanna wake 'n bake, haha. i'll probably go do that while i wait for my pop tart to toast.
chilibmom		#7	[-]
(02/02/08 15:14:29) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Wash it at least and them maybe cut the bleach job ends and start over. Otherwise this is one cool cat otherwise. A song in honor! ARTIST: Brewer and Shipley TITLE: One Toke Over the Line Lyrics and Chords {Refrain} One toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the line Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line Waitin' for the train that goes home, sweet Mary Hoping that the train is on time Sittin' downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line / C - - - F - C - / C C/B Am D9 F G C - / : Who do you love, I hope it's me I've been changing, as you can plainly see I felt the joy and I learned about the pain that my mama said If I should choose to make it part of me Would surely strike me dead, and now I'm / C - - - F - C - / C - D9 - F - G - / C - - - F - C - / / C Am D9 F G7 - C - / {Refrain} I sail away, a country mile And now I'm returning, and showing off my smile I met all the girls and I loved myself a few, and to my surprise Like everything else that I've been through They opened up my eyes, and now I'm {Refrain} JANE LINDSKOLD AND HER FIREKEEPER SERIES (thanks Jeff!)
is it 420 yet		#8	[-]
(02/02/08 15:26:35) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	you guys gotta have some sublime in here, just gotta. I dont practice santeria I aint got no crystal ball. I had a million dollars but id, Id spend it all. If I could find that heina and that sancho that shes found, Well Id pop a cap in sancho and Id slap her down. What I really wanna know, My baby, what I really want to say I cant define. Well its love, That I need, oh , But my soul will have to, Wait till I get back and find heina of my own. Daddys gonna love one and all. I feel the break, Feel the break, Feel the break and I got to live it up, Oh, yea huh, well I swear that i. What I really wanna know, baby, What I really want to say I cant define. That love make it go, My soul will have to... What I really wanna say, My baby, What I really wanna say is Ive got mine. And Ill make it, yes, Im comin up. Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide. Daddys got a new .45. And I wont think twice to stick that barrel straight down sanchos throat. Believe me when I say that I got somethin for his punk ass. What I really wanna know, my baby, What I really wanna say is theres just one, Way back, And Ill make it, yea, But my soul will have to wait. Yea, yea, yea i feel like i'm on american idol or something lol.
Cayster		#9	[-]
(02/02/08 15:31:20) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	i smoke two joints in the morning i smoke two joint at night i smoke two joint in the afternoon it makes me feel all right i smoke two joints in time of peace and two in time of war i smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more maware maa ware yo uneridasu shinkirou kairaku no soko sururi to ochite are mo sore mo tabun ai kanjirya in janai?
Alirazagator		#10	[-]
(02/02/08 16:37:47) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	olt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need we can go to the park, after dark smoke that tumbleweed as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong and sell tapes from here to hong kong so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems being high as hell flyin' through palmdale skatin' on jaggy rims so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my cabby will Don't ask me why I know a song by Afroman. I just do.
bWRITEeyes		#11	[-]
(02/02/08 16:50:46) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	I was gonna clean my room, until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom, But then I got high My room is still messed up And I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high Because I got high Because I got high I was gonna go to class, before I got high I coulda' cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high Because I got high Because I got high I was gonna go to work, but then I got high I just got a new promotion, but I got high Now I'm selling dope and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high Because I got high Because I got high I was gonna go to court, before I got high I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you weren't) They took my whole pay check, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, Because I got high Because I got high I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high, (I'm serious man) I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high Because I got high Because I got high I was gonna pay my car a note, until I got high I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high Because I got high Because I got high I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high Now i'm jacking off and I know why, (turn this shit off) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high I messed up my entire life, because I got high I lost my kids and wife , because I got high Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high I'm gonna stop singing this song, because I'm high I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because I'm high And if I don't sell one copy I know why, (why man) 'cuz I'm high, because I'm high, because I'm high :) Hope you love it, Jay!
sn0wfr34k		#12	[-]
(02/02/08 17:54:20) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite
Cayster		#13	[-]
(02/03/08 14:46:16) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	GL in the HoH Jayyy. maware maa ware yo uneridasu shinkirou kairaku no soko sururi to ochite are mo sore mo tabun ai kanjirya in janai?
chilibmom		#14	[-]
(02/03/08 17:13:55) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Go Ask Alice ~ Jefferson Airplane One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When shes ten feet tall And if you go chasing rabbits And you know your going to fall Tell them the hookah-Smoking caterpillar has given you the call Call Alice when she was just small When the men on the chess board get up and tell you where to go And you just have some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving slow Go ask Alice I think she'll know When logic and proportion Have fallen four feet And the white knight's talking backwards And the Red Queen Says off with her head Remember what the dormouse said Feed your head Feed your head JANE LINDSKOLD AND HER FIREKEEPER SERIES (thanks Jeff!)
is it 420 yet		#15	[-]
(02/04/08 01:49:55) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	i love music so seeing everyone post their fav lyrics is awesome. :) whoa, that pic really is trippy lena...makes me wanna have some crazy art on my walls or something.
chilibmom		#16	[-]
(02/04/08 14:10:42) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	Looks like a black light poster to me. :) JANE LINDSKOLD AND HER FIREKEEPER SERIES (thanks Jeff!)
jmiahjoxo		#17	[-]
(02/05/08 02:00:29) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	saw this and thought of your thread lol use it as an icon when you change yours!!
is it 420 yet		#18	[-]
(02/05/08 21:35:53) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	holy crap! that's effin sweet man. lol, i'm gonna use it right now.
is it 420 yet		#19	[-]
(02/05/08 21:45:38) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	looks pretty good, yeah? yeah lol.
chilibmom		#20	[-]
(02/11/08 01:35:08) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite	J-man love JANE LINDSKOLD AND HER FIREKEEPER SERIES (thanks Jeff!)

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