Jeremiah - 18 . Go
Go Dancer . Baltimore, MD
My name is Jeremiah Jowatt and here are some things you should know about me! I sleep all day and go-go all night. I'm allergic to vodka...It makes me take my clothes off! I hate meat and mostly just eat candy---Candyvore! I've been dating my boyfriend for about a year, but I've been given permission to seduce DILFs and sassy black women to get further in the game. I will win Big Brother 10 by being not scared to choke a bitch.
Has a more perfect houseguest ever existed?
Surly, I think not. Unless Xerxes is a trannie. But until I find that out, my boy Jer Jer is tops.
But
go him! He's living up to my expectations so far.
